Monday, October 25, 2010

Which I am I

Another friend of mine falls prey to the eunuchs at the Sony World junction. This one is interesting ..

Her Highness Queen C had taken the chariot out one fine morning, to meet the commoners of err.. Koramangala?
OR It was freaking hot and C had managed (finally!!!) to barge into an auto after fighting with 2 dozen auto guys. .. Come Sony World and there is this long pause in the ride... like the pause that the garrulous aunty takes in a saah bahu saaga .. a very meaningful pause .. na? But back to Koramangala, as everyone in Bangalore knows, is the the most happening hangout for the men-women of the third gender. Now, I consider myself to be quite accommodating , but the specimens haunting the sony world junction are evil, in its purest form. Honest!

There was this guy ( a good looking guy *wink*), who also had to take a pause at the same junction and since he was so HOT, he decided to remove his helmet ...and well..the dainty fluff puff sways towards him...saying' Hai mera Shahrukh Khan' and plants( I was in favour of 'plonk'.. but hehe) a kiss on his face!!! Well, its another story that .. none of us have been able to figure out the real reason for him to remove the helmet in the middle of a hot afternoon on a dusty road , just after walking out of a saloon....

Oh yeah , back to C. Now, the story here is on the same lines...nooo.... dirty minds... she didn't get kissed... the guy got into her rick and threatened her.. 100 rupaiye de de nahin to types
Well.. I do not know how much she had to shell out to get the devil out of her chariot... but you know what I mean ... when I say ... stay away from Sony world Junction....and keep those helmets on... :P