Kiss and tell

Yawn...yet another Monday morning and yet another grumbling session ..

 

Aah yes the title ... If you think you are going to get my M&B story here ..think again... It so happened
that Father Santa told me an interesting story this christmas ...*wink*

 

Now the story is set in Europe.. where Father Santa  was busy making snow fairies and attending parties.. 
*sigh * Europe!... before I digress from my story .. Back to granps Santa..

 

This being The old man's first visit to the place .. I was scooping out the juicy gossip from him.. 
and he did mention that he got KOTCs from an old lady there...In case there is any ignorant innocents around
KOTCs are those pecks on the cheeks that old ladies offer you and you deny the young ladies..

 

yes a real KOTC from a very real Ms C in Europe.. Remember that this santa is an Indian .. and a peck 
even if it didnt come a millimeter near the cheek is still a memorable event ... hehehe..

 

so now Santa was high up in the air for a couple of hours ... all the wine in the party sure helped too

 

... and now you might ask me .. is that all this piece is all about.. Dahlings... the best part is yet to come..

 

Well Santa was floating around bumping against the ceiling for a couple of hours ... but our dear old man had to go the Humpty Dumpty way soon...

 

And I am sure you cannot guess the reason in million years... Looks like our Ms C has a  made in Australia tag :D

Ahem.. lemme explain .. a certain Mr C went to Australia and didnt bring back a Mrs C .. but BECAME a Mrs C ... lol...

 

Now that is what i call a good Christmas story ..

 

and yes ..  our poor old Santa has been found wiping his cheeks everytime someone mentions Christmas

 

... but hard to wipe out a memory like that isint it..hehehe

 

Now old proverbs are there for a reason.. never never.. Kiss and Tell ..  :)

Hullo 2009 ... Let's Talk

Been a long time since I have had anything to talk about....

Perhaps its beacause I was heard without saying it outloud. But that illusion has evaporated and I find myself with the unsatiated urge to talk to myself to someone .. to everyone ...

And my little heart(LH) is doing summersaults - its has seen enough episodes of Gossip Girl to last a life time.. Its been waiting for me to get up from my laze chamber and to get to the mall ... The one where I havent seen in a long time ..wait .. did I just hear myself giggle... I sure need to hunt down the nearest shrink..

My LH also waiting for me to burn ahole in my wallet .. the size of a dino egg and get a witch mobile..and a pricey watch and some swank shoes and ..well.. I can go on all night .. somebody stop me please ...

Its also been waiting for me to stop the flood.. i have enought to drown myself in..
Its also been waiting for my horns and the tail to grow back ... ( ahem ... yeah glad u noticed...no claws ..no catty avtaar)..

So here's to illussions ..Gossip girl .. chatter and witch mobiles...2008... It was great knowing you ... But its time to say Hullo 2009... glad you are here ..